No I’m not suicidal.  I just think that haunting a few people would be preferable to actually dealing with them.

I have had it with broken promises And hypocrites that preach love and understanding but demonstrate anything but…

I would love to follow them around in ghostly form and every time they screw up, slap them upside the head.

For every broken promise, break something of theirs: a nail, a heel, something messy like nail polish or a pen…

Maybe if I torture them enough, they will get it?   Ah well, probably not….but oh what fun I could have putting salt in their Rice Krispies.